Land Rover roving across lanes on Moulton Speedway

1:10 p.m. A woman in a large greenish Land Rover southbound on Moulton Speedway at Aliso Creek Road was driving at least 60 mph, slot-car style (meaning, she was straddling the dotted lines) as she drifted back-and-forth between two lanes. Why? She had her phone to her ear, and she was smoking (not that we care about that), but with both hands occupied she was likely steering with her knees. I honked at her to wake her up, since she almost hit me, and she gave me the finger.